Ain't life a trip. If it helps, it happens on this side too. My wife threw me out a few days before the Bar exam. I didn't care because I knew she'd been messing around. Next morning, I get a call from her jerk father telling me she's deathly sick and it's my fault. So I rush down there, and she's traipsing around the living room nude while one of my best friends from law school is nude dancing with her.